Thursday, April 2, 2009

Oh! The Things I Will Chew!

Spectacular!
You're looking away
You're off to to pee
I'm chewing away!

You have a good head
And a heart in your chest
And I love you so much,
You are the best!

You tell me you love me
You tell me I'm cute
You kiss my soft nose
and my speckled-ey foots.

But what you don't know,
Oh! How could you know?
On everything you own
I. Will. Chow.

To the bathroom-
You try to go alone
Mommy, there is no where
I won't roam.
You may say no
And please don't go
But, by your feet I feel at home

And when you sleep
I'm at my best
On your feet
Or on your chest

But when you leave
or when you shower
Everything you own
I shall devour.
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22 comments:

  1. JaceyApril 2, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    Best.poem.ever.
    Auggie, I had no idea you were a poet. Oh, the places you'll go.

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  2. MamaNoFunApril 2, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    A Yard Bard !!!

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  3. ERRÆLFebruary 8, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Haha, I like this. Cute dog btw!

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  4. rocknrollcrazyFebruary 8, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    now add a rythm and make a song out of it :-)

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  5. MacFebruary 8, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    I love this! best dog ever btw I want one! aww so cute ^^

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  6. GelusFebruary 8, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    Very good poem and a very cute dog

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  7. BrutFebruary 9, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    Love the poem!

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  8. rickyshaFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    you wrote this yourself? It's great :D

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    I'm just getting into poetry myself. I'll use this as inspiration.

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  10. KerykeionFebruary 13, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Wow that pup is so adorable ... I have a boxer and shes the most beautiful dog I've ever seen!

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  11. CoNgL3February 13, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    Interesting Read, keep it up.

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  12. Come At Me BroFebruary 13, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Sounds sweet!

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  13. DaniaFebruary 13, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    haha, very cute poem. new follower

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  14. jopjopjopFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    amazing poem

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  15. swagdigitalFebruary 14, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Lovely poem. I enjoyed reading that!

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  16. D.February 15, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    nice poem

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  17. Quasar greenFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    truer words never written

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  18. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    aw very funny and heart-warning... Love DOGS and every kind of pet

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  19. Joseph WhiteFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    I'm not much of a dog lover, but this is really cute!

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  20. LhosreiffMarch 8, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    A silly poem indeed.

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  21. AnonymousMarch 17, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    lovely. I really like it, specially the end: "Everything you own, I shall devour."

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  22. Psychedelica EmphaticaMarch 29, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    lol nice one, I'm giving my (6 year old) puppy lots of attention while I read this :D

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